Before I actually give you this tip, I want to point out that this is in no way a serious post, just something I happened to find out today. I wouldn’t recommend trying this one at all!
The tip? Syphon petrol from a car. My sister wanted me to syphon some petrol out of her old car today so she could use it in the new one she was getting. Me being the helpful brother, and the man of the house, I duly obliged.
It was the first time I had ever done it, but I knew roughly what to expect. A nasty taste. It was!
having got the fuel flowing from her fuel tank in the car into an approved fuel storage container, I had an awful taste in my mouth of petrol. I tried everything I could to get rid of it and nothing seemed to work. In fact it only made things worse!
It took a good eight hours to get over the taste of it, and it made everything I ate taste of petrol too. Nobody wants that, ever! It puts you off eating because it enhances the taste of petrol. You really wont want to eat for ages after going that, so it will stop you snacking.
On a slightly more serious note, what did I actually consume on this glorious saturday of petrol siphoning? See the list below:
Breakfast:
- 4 egg scrambled egg
- 2 slices of toast with light butter
- tomato sauce
- orange juice
Lunch:
- Dry cured ham with cheese sandwich
Dinner:
- Steak and kidney pie, mushy peas and chips with tomato sauce
I’ve also drank a pint of Pepsi-max through the day, a little bit of water, a large quantity of coca-cola at the cinema and a tiny, but memorable, amount of petrol.
Due to the weather and the over excitement of my sister to get her car sorted and accessorise it, I never got my 6 mile walk in today. I think I have walked about a mile in total today, so that’s something at least.
A simple question today, related to this post; is it right to try to convey sarcasm when giving “health tips” online?